April 2011
1 post
ADHD and Sociopathy: Break From Theme: How Your... →
Through a mutual friend, I ran across this little gem right here: http://ninjadeathstarboomerangbomb.tumblr.com/post/843368465/how-i-got-to-vegas-etc
Normally, I’d leave well enough alone, but I dislike being called a prostitute over the internet, so I thought I’d clear the air.
First off, I…
does this girl not realize that in her attempt to show that shes not a hooker she instead...
February 2011
1 post
I cheated my way through grade school. I got straight A’s and was in the gifted program. It wasn’t because I was “smart,” and I had a terrible memory. I don’t feel at all like I have jipped myself because as an adult I know that my cheating skills will get me way further in life than knowing chemistry formulas by heart. It is after all, the best liars who become the...
December 2010
1 post
me: i need to go out and meet people
friend: Okay where do you wanna go
me: anywhere with cute guys… whole foods i guess
September 2010
2 posts
Steven- Seattle is quite expensive for an American city
Me- Steven thinks America is one big Walmart
August 2010
1 post
Woah what?
shady CL ad: I’ll pay whatever rate they do it for plus there tips. I need five girls, but they need to be down for everything and Im pretty sure you know what I mean. Just let me know it’s till august 13.
me: no i dont know what you mean. please elaborate? i have aids, herpes, hpv, clamydia, syphillus, and ghonnoreah. hope thats okay :-). its less than most girls who would be...
July 2010
2 posts
Best way to make friends when you're young: Be...
(via christinahaberkern, davidfuternick)
This sucks because I was ugly when I was young and now I’m boring.
May 2010
1 post
friend: how's your doctor in canada?
me: haha when you said doctor i automatically thought gynecologist
me: i was gonna be like um i didn't see a gyno in canada
April 2010
13 posts
me- do you like my undies?
him- yeah very romantic. your heart looks like an ass
Do I have some sort of sign on me that says, "Hey...
mchristinahaberkern:
Oh wait, I do… it’s called “having a giant rack”
Nah its called having a vagina. I get harrassed by thugs, wiggars, and homeless people even as they are holding their coin collecting can and I dont have any tits.To the person who said their being minimum wage workers is irrelevant. you are totally wrong. its totally relevant. Its only minimum wage workers or people who get...
steven- i dont like the black people here. i like the ones that look like white people
Me: We dont even know what hockey is in California
Canadian: ooooo harsh
“I’m trying to take photos of the lake and steve is in a rush to find food....”
“Steve starts tickling me and I yell rape. He goes “yell it louder”...”
We are in lake placid and steve wants to take photos with something really american and cheesy like “a place with a big american flag and a bunch of pickup trucks parked in front. Preferably a gun shop”
friend: (Lake Placid) supposedly a very nice place me: ya? yay friend: a family vacation spot me: lol great. me and steve are like brother and sister so friend: lol friend: don’t say that me: or mommy and baby friend: lol me: mommy and disobedient child friend: also not that great me: who plays too much video games me: we are like bro and sis we insult each other and hit each other me: call...
On the bright side, Steven and I will be attempting to cross the border tomorow to go to Lake Placid in Upstate New York. We will be staying somewhere with no video games. YAY
I will probably never understand the appeal of shooter games, but Steven LOVEEESS them and spends most of his day playing them and thus ignoring me. It is soooo annoying. Right now he is really into Call of Duty 4. One of my friends was actually an animator on most of the Call of Duty games and I am currently bitching to him about it.
“Epidemiology is the study of factors affecting the health and illness of populations, and serves as the foundation and logic of interventions made in the interest of public health and preventive medicine.”
Holy crap that sounds awesome. So gonna have to attend the UCLA School of Public Health open house
March 2010
15 posts
Can you do better than your significant other? →
christinahaberkern:
My new website obsession. (it’s like Hot or Not, but meaner!)
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hahah Love it. Mentioned it to Steve and the first thing he says is
“Don’t put us on there”
then he goes
“Put yourself on there and someone really attractive so you can get an idea of how attractive people think you are”
then he goes
“I dont think ugly couples...
me: (looking at weather reports. It’s gonna be 70 degrees and sunny this weekend) It’s gonna be nice this weekend
Steve: yeah it is, I was thinking we should rent a car and go somewhere
SCORE
I had a great dream last night. So great in fact that I even dreamt I was writing it down. Me and some other girl seemed to be on a roadtrip, except I wasnt me. At some points I was a nature loving brunette, and at other points I was a model type black girl. She was a model type blonde. I think she was supposed to be my sister. She was taking me somewhere for spring break, a surprise. We were...
me- Did you hear that? He wants a penis reduction because he can’t stop sucking his own dick
Steven- What show are you watching? It sounds…..disgusting
me- Nip Tuck
Babe: Does my stomach look bigger?
me: (examines closely from different angles) Yeah it does look bigger than it used to
Babe: I dont know what it is, it’s not fat. (squeezes skin)
me: ya it feels like air, like a balloon. Feel mine, it feels different
Babe: Ya i dont know what it is. I’m gonna see the dr this weekend
me: Maybe its your intestines
babe: Yeah maybe its my diet, I...
guess who is beautiful? thats right my bf is. see you in a week my gorgeous little boy
fun w/ hw
“Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. When Mars and Venus collide, a new population arises. The allele frequencies on Mars and Venus differ….”
Along with cute little rockets as foward and back arrows on the companion cds and a space backdrop. I feel like I’m in elementary school all over again
If this doesnt say "I cant wait to see you" I dont...
Weds March 25 6pm-8pm= genetics final
Thu, 25MAR10 CO556 T LOS ANGELES (LAX) 7:15AM CLEVELAND (CLE) 2:35PM 737-800 Snack Thu, 25MAR10 CO25781 T CLEVELAND (CLE) 3:55PM MONTREAL/TRUDEAU (YUL) 5:30PM
me: steve is like “i dont mean to be condescending but there is a significant age difference between us” friend how old is he? me: 30 loll friend: eh friend: that’s not that bad me: i know lol me: he thinks hes so old friend: tell him he has 70 years left most likely me: wow hes gonna live to be 100? friend: most of us will friend: at our age me: i dont know anyone who is 100...
Whenever I make plans with a friend and they invite someone else i think “oh no, is this new person gonna be a jackass?” i didnt go to a party i recently got invited to because i would only know a few people there and last time i went to a party at this guys house some asshole asked me where my bf was and who i was gonna kiss at midnight.
I am hesistant to go out with my friends in a...
Would you fuck a good looking guy if he would only do it if you wore a bag over your head?
Nip/Tuck season 3 episode 11. The patient- Abby Mays, a girl who cant find a bf because she’s fat and ugly, does just this with a bitter Dr.Troy.
Its insanely sad that some people are so obssessed with beauty, value it so much that they would fuck a guy who is a complete DICK, so much so that he...
Christina Haberkern: The Devil Wears Prada →
It’s one of those movies I can’t change the channel if it’s on tv. Sure, the fact that her friends an boyfriend are SO infuriatingly unsupportive of her career (unless when they get free purses out of the deal), that in the end you are supposed to cheer the fact that the girl throws away the…
Opportunity of the lifetime or not, its not what SHE wanted. She wanted to write about important...
February 2010
11 posts
Me: For my party tomorow wear a dress because it’s a “box social.” And bring friends
Friend: Okie but the girl I was gonna bring probably won’t wear a dress :-( My friends all wear jeans
Me: For shame! What kind of girl is she????
Wanna Cringe? →
ischristinahaberkern:
rideronthestorm:
mercurypdx:
raulness:
paulscheer:
Dude Breaks Up w/Girlfriend of 3 Years on Radio — So Uncomfortable.
Just when you think it can’t get worse it does.
Thanks (@Devindra)
I want to feel bad for her but she deserved it, in my opinion.
This is why I’m shamelessly single.
Reblogged so I can listen later.
Oh my god this is HORRENDOUS!
Two...
me: i think i know what i wanna do friend: oh? me: masters in nutrition me: and possibly a phd where i research how disease responds to certain diet and herbs friend: sounds good me: but first im gonna take a nutrition course lol friend: I would pay you to tell me what to eat me: cool i already have a client
me: You are the best looking guy in here
babe: (Looks around) yup
me: you are such a bitch!
babe: actually there is a dark guy over there that might be more attractive. I can't see his face but the girl he is with is quite attractive.
me: maybe he's just rich
Watching House late at night will do this to you.
geok:
I dreamed a Vietnamese girl needed a Vietnamese speaking doctor for her grandmother, something about her suddenly irregular heartbeat, and for some reason she brought the old woman to me. The woman’s heartbeat in her neck artery faltered beneath my fingertips, and the girl darted out into the hall crying for help, and I yelled CALL THE CRASH CART! and initiated rescue breathing, which...
Wilson: So, you went to Hopkins for both undergrad and med school?
Dr. Spain: That’s right.
House: He’s in a band.
Dr. Spain: You into music?
House: Totally. What kind of music do you play?
Dr. Spain: Um, mostly blues, you know. James Cotton, some original stuff.
House: [pops a Vicodin] Oh, dude. You are so hired.
Dr. Spain: Really?
House: Not a chance.
Dr. Spain: Why?
House: Tattoo....
me: i think i barely have enough left over for taxes
me: idk where all my money goes
friend: food
me: yeah damn
me: fucking food
me: this is why i need to be ana
Hi babe
I won’t post any embarrasing stuff anymore…promise
If privacy is the issue I want you to know that you can trust me.
January 2010
13 posts
ROOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRR
Becky →
a japanese client today told me i look like japanese star Becky. Isn’t she cute? I lovvvee how they have her blood type listed on the website.
My friend whose parents used to live in Japan told me that blood type is like astrological signs in Japan..it tells people your personality. I wanna find out my blood type