me: steve is like “i dont mean to be condescending but there is a significant age difference between us”
friend how old is he?
me: 30 loll
friend: eh
friend: that’s not that bad
me: i know lol
me: he thinks hes so old
friend: tell him he has 70 years left most likely
me: wow hes gonna live to be 100?
friend: most of us will
friend: at our age
me: i dont know anyone who is 100
friend: yeah
friend: but if the average age of death continues on the current path. the average age of death by the time we are old is gonna be 100+
me: man thats gonna suck. imagine how full the plastic surgery clinics are gonna be