Babe: Does my stomach look bigger?

me: (examines closely from different angles) Yeah it does look bigger than it used to

Babe: I dont know what it is, it’s not fat. (squeezes skin)

me: ya it feels like air, like a balloon. Feel mine, it feels different

Babe: Ya i dont know what it is. I’m gonna see the dr this weekend

me: Maybe its your intestines

babe: Yeah maybe its my diet, I must not be digesting well

babe: ya i think its called bloated

me: LMAO

babe: It’s a real condition