California Dreaming

ADHD and Sociopathy: Break From Theme: How Your Angry Ex-boyfriend Can Tell The Internet You're A Prostitute... Untruthfully.

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:50:39 -0400

ADHD and Sociopathy: Break From Theme: How Your Angry Ex-boyfriend Can Tell The Internet You're A Prostitute... Untruthfully.:

Through a mutual friend, I ran across this little gem right here: http://ninjadeathstarboomerangbomb.tumblr.com/post/843368465/how-i-got-to-vegas-etc

Normally, I’d leave well enough alone, but I dislike being called a prostitute over the internet, so I thought I’d clear the air.

First off, I…

does this girl not realize that in her attempt to show that shes not a hooker she instead makes herself look like a selfish disgusting cheating slut?

i mean both parties are fucked in the head and it seriously makes me wonder why i cant get a guy to commit yet these lunatics are having long term relationships and pleading with each other to stay. but still this girl is an idiot. i personally would rather be a whore than a slut. at least a whore gets money…

I cheated my way through grade school. I got straight A’s and was in the gifted program. It...

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 18:43:51 -0500

I cheated my way through grade school. I got straight A’s and was in the gifted program. It wasn’t because I was “smart,” and I had a terrible memory. I don’t feel at all like I have jipped myself because as an adult I know that my cheating skills will get me way further in life than knowing chemistry formulas by heart. It is after all, the best liars who become the most successful.

me: i need to go out and meet people friend: Okay where do you wanna go me: anywhere with cute...

Sat, 11 Dec 2010 19:16:22 -0500

me: i need to go out and meet people

friend: Okay where do you wanna go

me: anywhere with cute guys… whole foods i guess

lunchbreak: Truth. mikesbrainleakage: I kept seeing these...

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 06:26:58 -0400

lunchbreak:

Truth.

mikesbrainleakage:

I kept seeing these broad overviews of America using the U.S. map as a visual and I always disagreed here and there. This is more of a personal view of the country but I feel like it’s more universally true than all the other ones I see of shit like this.

Yes, I made this. Yes, I had better things to do. Nope, I didn’t do those other things.

I think whoever made this has never left California.

Kindergarten cop for Oregon???

Sports and Beer for Illinois???

Steven- Seattle is quite expensive for an American city Me- Steven thinks America is one big Walmart

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:10:27 -0400

Steven- Seattle is quite expensive for an American city

Me- Steven thinks America is one big Walmart

Woah what?

Sun, 01 Aug 2010 20:31:15 -0400

shady CL ad: I’ll pay whatever rate they do it for plus there tips. I need five girls, but they need to be down for everything and Im pretty sure you know what I mean. Just let me know it’s till august 13.

me: no i dont know what you mean. please elaborate?
i have aids, herpes, hpv, clamydia, syphillus, and ghonnoreah. hope thats okay :-). its less than most girls who would be willing to fuck you have.

shady CL ad: Oh ok well just let me know if your interested it’s on august 13

Best way to make friends when you're young: Be good looking. Best way to make friends when you're an adult: Be interesting.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:54:13 -0400

(via christinahaberkern, davidfuternick)

This sucks because I was ugly when I was young and now I’m boring.

indieprince: yeiysun: indie on scholarships. Ahaha I would...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:51:46 -0400

indieprince:

yeiysun:

indie on scholarships.

Ahaha I would personally like to thank Lucas and Spielberg for their generous donations

friend: how's your doctor in canada?

Mon, 24 May 2010 02:14:13 -0400

friend: how's your doctor in canada?
me: haha when you said doctor i automatically thought gynecologist
me: i was gonna be like um i didn't see a gyno in canada

me- do you like my undies? him- yeah very romantic. your heart looks like an ass

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:50:36 -0400

me- do you like my undies?

him- yeah very romantic. your heart looks like an ass

Do I have some sort of sign on me that says, "Hey minimum wage workers of America, please feel free to sexually harrass me"?

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:31:00 -0400

mchristinahaberkern:

Oh wait, I do… it’s called “having a giant rack”

Nah its called having a vagina. I get harrassed by thugs, wiggars, and homeless people even as they are holding their coin collecting can and I dont have any tits.To the person who said their being minimum wage workers is irrelevant. you are totally wrong. its totally relevant. Its only minimum wage workers or people who get paid underminimum wage that tend to do the random harrassing in public. now if youre at a night club then yeah its all types of people who are being dicks…but other than that…just poor people.

steven- i dont like the black people here. i like the ones that look like white people

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:57:11 -0400

steven- i dont like the black people here. i like the ones that look like white people

Me: We dont even know what hockey is in California Canadian: ooooo harsh

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:07:40 -0400

Me: We dont even know what hockey is in California

Canadian: ooooo harsh

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:36:40 -0400

Our trip to Lake Placid!

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:59:53 -0400

first NY stop

we asked some guy to take our pic and he

got rly into it and made us pose heretoo

snow! on the ground!

Our trip to Lake Placid!

"I’m trying to take photos of the lake and steve is in a rush to find food. I mention..."

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:11:10 -0400

“I’m trying to take photos of the lake and steve is in a rush to find food. I mention I’ve eaten less than him and he goes ‘ya but you’re littler and have less of a brain to power”

"Steve starts tickling me and I yell rape. He goes “yell it louder” and then remembers..."

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:52:49 -0400

“

Steve starts tickling me and I yell rape. He goes “yell it louder” and then remembers we are now in the usa and he goes “actually don’t. They’re gonna run in here with guns.

We are now off to look for some american food, like burgers and beer

”

We are in lake placid and steve wants to take photos with something really american and cheesy like...

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:42:00 -0400

We are in lake placid and steve wants to take photos with something really american and cheesy like “a place with a big american flag and a bunch of pickup trucks parked in front. Preferably a gun shop”

friend: (Lake Placid) supposedly a very nice placeme: ya? yayfriend: a family vacation spotme: lol...

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 01:01:48 -0400

friend: (Lake Placid) supposedly a very nice place
me: ya? yay
friend: a family vacation spot
me: lol great. me and steve are like brother and sister so
friend: lol
friend: don’t say that
me: or mommy and baby
friend: lol
me: mommy and disobedient child
friend: also not that great
me: who plays too much video games
me: we are like bro and sis we insult each other and hit each other
me: call each other fat ugly
me: shut each other up
friend: lol
me: smother each other with pillows
me: incestual relationship
friend: lovely

On the bright side, Steven and I will be attempting to cross the border tomorow to go to Lake Placid...

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:49:50 -0400

On the bright side, Steven and I will be attempting to cross the border tomorow to go to Lake Placid in Upstate New York. We will be staying somewhere with no video games. YAY